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What miracle do you get for $380 (2 oz)? Let’s read the ingredient list.

You get lots of occlusive agents (in bold) plus the miracle of petrolatum.

Ingredients:

Algae Extract, Mineral Oil, Petrolatum, Glycerin, Isohexadecane, Microcrystalline Wax, Lanolin Alcohol, Lime Extract, Sesame Seed Oil,  Eucalyptus Leaf Oil, Sesame Seed Powder, Alfalfa Seed Powder, Sunflower Seedcake, Sweet Almond Seed Meal, Sodium Gluconate, Copper Gluconate, Calcium Gluconate, Magnesium Gluconate, Zinc Gluconate, Magnesium Sulfate, Paraffin, Tocopheryl Succinate, Niacin, Water, Beta-Carotene, Decyl Oleate, Aluminum Distearate, Octyldodecanol, Citric Acid, Cyanocobalamin, Magnesium Stearate, Panthenol, Limonene, Geraniol, Linalool, Hydroxycitronellal, Citronellol, Benzyl Salicylate, Citral, Sodium Benzoate, Denatured alcohol, Fragrance.

Skin conditioners and moisturizers: Mineral Oil, Petrolatum, Glycerin, Isohexadecane, Microcrystalline Wax, Lanolin Alcohol, Sesame Seed Oil, Decyl oleate, Paraffin

Minerals: Sodium Gluconate, Copper Gluconate, Calcium Gluconate, Magnesium Gluconate, Zinc Gluconate, Magnesium Sulfate.

Fragrances and preservatives: Lime extract, Limonene, Geraniol, Linalool, Hydroxycitronellal, Citronellol, Benzyl Salicylate, Citral, Sodium Benzoate, Denatured alcohol, Fragrance, Eucalyptus Leaf Oil

Vitamins etc.: tocopheryl succinate, beta carotene, cyanocobalamin, panthenol.

What’s “seedcake”?

What’s leftover after pressing the oil out of the seeds.

What’s this cream useful for?

Protecting you from water loss in a dry environment. Making you feel rich because you can afford to spend $380 on 2oz. of a very mediocre cream.

How to make your own “miracle” cream

Modify an existing Skin Actives product containing Sea kelp bioferment, like Ultimate Moisturizing Cream, and add some petrolatum or mineral oil.  Mix well, and voila! a real miracle for $20 (for 4oz.) plus the few cents that petrolatum will add.

 

DISCLAIMER: These claims have not been evaluated by the FDA and are not intended to diagnose, cure, treat or prevent any disease.